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"Tasha"
Written by Len Janson and Chuck Menville
Directed by Ernest Farino
Original airdate: September 7, 1991 |
The Porter
family finds themselves flung into a dangerous prehistoric world
populated by dinosaurs and while setting up a tree-house home,
they adopt a baby dinosaur and are attacked by a
Tyrannosaurus rex.
Didja Know?
Other than Sid and Marty Krofft, none of the creators of the
original LOTL were involved in the 1990's version.
Most of the outdoor scenes of the series were shot
on location
at
Descanso Gardens in La
Canada-Flintridge, California.
The writers of this episode,
Len Janson and Chuck Menville, were also the main producers on
the series.
Didja Notice?
The Opening theme sequence:
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We see the Porters' Jeep Cherokee driving
along a dirt road with hills, mountains, trees and bushes
all around. The scene is presumably meant to suggest that
they are driving through the middle of nowhere on their
camping trip. But in the very first shot, you can see a tall
telephone pole in the background.
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We see there are a couple of bicycles
strapped to the rear of the Jeep. As the Jeep falls into the
ground, one shot suddenly shows the bikes missing. This shot
of the falling Jeep also makes it look as if it's tilting
upside-down and will
land on its roof when it hits; we see it sitting on its
tires though in the next shot.
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The earthquake, the Porter's Jeep falling
through the crack in the ground, and the Porter's driving
through a swirling, blue portal are meant to mimic the
Marshalls' arrival in the Land of the Lost in
LOTL70 (earthquake, raft
falls over waterfall, they drop through the mists of a time
doorway).
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The lyrics of the
opening
theme song:
Our vacation began, mapping out
a plan.
But the map never showed danger down the road
We felt the camper shakin' as the Earth was quakin'
There's nowhere to hide, it's the ride of our lives
Now we've crossed the line, fallen through time
Living in the Land Of The Lost
What a world we found, deep underground
Living in the Land Of The Lost
This world is strange and new, see the triple moons
But don't you turn your back, you'll become a snack
'Cuz some Tyrannosaurus could be hungry for us
We'll need to make some friends, the wonder never ends
Now we've crossed the line, fallen through time
Living in the Land Of The Lost
We opened the door and found dinosaurs
Living in the Land Of The Lost
Living in the Land Of The Lost
Land Of The Lost
The Episode
The shot of Scarface's feet tromping through the jungle is not
accurate because the feet are shown too close together; in a
real T. rex, the large creature's stance would have the
feet about a yard apart from each other. It is obvious that the
feet are actually worn by a human actor.
The teaser of this episode ends in what may be a bit of an
homage to the opening credits of the original Land of the Lost;
Scarface looks into the camera and lets out a roar.
We see that the Porter's have built a tree-house to live in.
Kind of ironic that in the LOTL70 episode
"After-Shock", the
Marshalls reject Cha-ka's suggestion of living in a tree because
a tree-house would not be very secure considering the types of
threats in the Land like dinosaurs. Allegedly the series bible of LOTL90
describes Tom Porter as an
architect, so presumably was able to design a strong and secure tree-house (notice that while it
is constantly referred to as a tree-house in the series, it is not actually built in a tree but on
top of four tree trunk support posts secured into the ground).
Inside the tree-house, we see that the Porters have made bamboo
cots to sleep on, very similar to the ones the Marshall's used in
seasons two and three of LOTL70.
Throughout the episode we see the Porters listening to music on
either a boom box or walkman. Seems like a waste of precious batteries,
doesn't it? In fact, Tom even makes a point of saying they don't
want to drive the Jeep around and waste the gas in it when
they don't have to, so wouldn't the same be true of wasting
their batteries? (In the episode "Power Play" they discover they
can use the power crystals found throughout the Land in place of
batteries in their devices, but at this point they don't know
that.)
At 5:05 in the episode, a Triceratops pays a quick visit near
the tree-house. In a later episode, we will later learn that this
Triceratops has
been named Princess by the jungle girl Christa. You can tell
it's the same Triceratops by the broken right horn on her head.
We see that the Porters have built a bamboo cart to haul
supplies such as gourds filled with water from the nearby water
hole. They have used two of the bicycle wheels on the cart.
The egg the Porters discover is much too large for a real
Parasaurolophus egg.
While Kevin and Annie fetch water from the water hole, Tom is
patching the roof and listening to oldies music on the boom box.
But you can see that the boom box is not really on...the silver
digital display is blank!
The song Tom is listening to does not sound like a well-known
tune. Probably it was written for the show to avoid paying a
licensing fee for an existing song. Here are the lyrics as far
as I can make them out:
(...)when I saw you walking down the street now
It was then that I knew(...)
(...)my heart in a noose
If you were only willin'
Then I'd let myself loose(...)
C'mon, baby
Baby, baby
(...)I don't mean maybe
C'mon, baby get groovin'
There is a mini-windmill on the roof of the tree-house. What is
it for? We are never told in the course of the series.
When Scarface attacks Tom at the tree-house, we see that this
T. rex is much closer to the actual size of a real
T. rex
than the overly-proportioned dinosaurs seen in LOTL70.
Though the platform of the tree-house is made by the set
designers to look on screen as if it is made of individual logs,
when I visited Descanso Gardens during filming back in 1992, I could see that
it was just a plywood platform painted to look like logs.
At 10:33 in the episode, you can see that some nice detail went
into the construction of the Scarface puppet head. There are
moving arms and the eyes even blink! And there is even a tongue
in it's mouth (unlike the LOTL70 puppet heads of Grumpy and Big
Alice).
Describing the T. rex attack to his kids, Tom mentions
there was a big scar down his face. This must be the Porter's
first encounter with Scarface. During the opening theme, we see
the Porters on top of a cliff with a T. rex looking up
at them; must have been a different T. rex...we only
see the left side of it's head and Scarface's scar is on the
right side.
To escape from Scarface, Tom says he hit him right in the kisser
with a thrown boot. That's an even less believable deterrent to
a T. rex than Uncle Jack's catapulting a rock into
Grumpy's face in two episodes of LOTL70!
Although the tree-house appears to be complete at first glance,
we see Tom doing a lot of work on it in this episode; putting
palm fronds on the roof, installing or adjusting the door. In my
Porter Timeline,
I speculated that the Porters had just recently built it and
were putting the finishing touches on it in this episode. In
subsequent episodes we don't see the same type of work going on.
In the scene at 21:18-21:43, we see something we never saw on
LOTL70...stop-motion animation of human figures! The distance
shots of Kevin luring Scarface with the dummy on a fishing pole
feature stop-motion Kevin and Annie figures. When the electrical
burst from the Jeep finally scares off Scarface, the animated
Kevin figure is even seen pumping his fist in victory!
The Porters seem to think that the electrical burst will keep
Scarface away from the tree-house for a long time. I guess in
the series arc it does...but it doesn't seem very realistic that
such a simple scare would keep a T. rex away for long
if you're in his territory.
Let's face it: Scarface's roar is not as impressive as Grumpy's.
Listen:
Scarface's roar
Grumpy's roar
Unanswered Questions
During the opening credit sequence, after the Jeep
falls into the crack in the ground, the Porters land in a
cave tunnel, they drive through the swirling blue mists of the portal and seem to emerge
into another cave in the Land of the Lost. Then they drive out
of the cave into the Land proper. Where is this cave in the Land? We
never see or hear the Porters mention it in any episode. Did
they return and explore for it for a way back to Earth? Is the
cave near their tree-house? You'd think they'd want to stay
near and keep investigating it for a return portal.
Memorable Dialog
midnight snack.wav
I bet it's a Tyrannosaurus rex.wav
biggest battle in history.wav
this place is so big and wild.wav
this truck's our ticket home.wav
the truck or me.wav
oh,
my gosh.wav
classic Waldo move.wav
ten thousand new grey hairs.wav
big scar down his face.wav
the old boot trick.wav
how do I want my omelete.wav
Porter
kabob.wav
I'll call you Natasha.wav
chew
on this.wav
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